I heard this on 933 just now n thot it was quite funnie...

there was this company named Merlion... when pple ask y name it Merlion?

the mgmt replied:" oh... Merlion was to protect S'pore from the monsters in the sea... whenever there is danger, the Merlion will shot red rays from its eyes to kill the monsters."

hahahahahahaha... heng i nber fall from my chair

mr ding's comment: PLS DO RESEARCH BEFORE U ANYHOW SAY ANYTHING