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Good One?

Date: 21 July 2007


This is a common problem that men often complain about.
Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or to purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance.WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0 and COOK IT 1.5, however be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. I recommend FLOWERS 2.1 AND DIAMONDS 5.0.
WARNING! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRTS 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

The above paragraph is taken from botak jones menu... and next up is my version.

Many men upgrade from GIRLFRIEND to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking of getting a free MAID 2.0. It is always possible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 by buying external programs such as DIVORCE 3.0 and KILLER 5.0 and they will give you freebies such as ALIMONY 2.0 and DEATH SENTENCE 1.4.
Although the best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE but HUSBAND 1.0.1 always refuse to run it and will blame WIFE 1.0.1 when QUARREL 11.2 starts to run.
Additional programs such FLOWERS 2.1 AND DIAMONDS 5.0 is only purchased when UNFAITHFUL 6.0 OR FATAL ERROR 2.0 is activated. Even if BOYFRIEND 8.0 is designed to run these 2 programs, once upgraded to HUSBAND 1.0.1 these programs will be deleted, IMPORTANT DATES 1.0 will also be deleted.
SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRTS 3.3 is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system but HUSBAND 1.0.1 has a program called BACKSIDE ITCHY 2.0 and LUST 3.0 will always try to run SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRTS 3.3 or MISTRESS 4.5.


and this is something for the eye...


Missing u @ 21 July 2007~